And Now I have No Purpose

(but maybe that's my best one)

All Roads Lead Nowhere

Individualism is a passing trend

I do what I may, not what I seem
I've seen what I may, not what I do
I don't do when I do what I seem
It seems that's enough.

I Won't Refrain
Let's Go Insane
I Seize Your Brain
My Claim to Fame

I am Berkeley's New Eccentric

All Hail The Unadillo!!!

Proud to be a desperate single male.

Sick Wet and Stupid

I am grossly unintelligent, yet somehow still manage to get laid

This newsgroup is about what every other newsgroup is about:
arguing about what the newsgroup is about.

Sam Penrose
Come see the Glory of BMUG!

Creating a Web of Heirarchy

``But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
``Oh, you can't help that," said ``we're all
mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." ``How do you
know I'm mad?" said Alice. ``You must be, said
``Or you wouldn't have come here."

Home of Disorderly Discoveries

Excessively False

zany n. pl. zanies 1. A ludicrous, buffoonish character in old comedies who attempts feebly to mimic the tricks of the clown. 2. A comical person given to extravagant or outlandish behavior.

Lead me to your taker

Strive to disarm the incompetants

Here Lies the Great Imperative

voted best t-shirt, August 1996:

I have achieved a rather universal gazebo

Imagine if you will, a man from the 5th dimension

Curtsy Cristina Mathews
Wants pond term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wither murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Pimple caulder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut. Wan moaning, dare murder sit toe Rat Rotten Hut, ``Tick 'tis basking off shirker cockles toddler groin murder, hoe lifts honor udder itch offer florist. Hairy, in dun stopper torque wet strainers." Rat Rotten Hut ticker basking in stuttered of. Shy pict seem floors is shy wok. Inner florest lifter Bic Bag Woof. Win dare Bic Bag Woof awe Rat Rotten Hut, hay ax, ``Ladle gull, wear ewe groin wither basking?" ``Ohm groin tome eye groin murder, hoe lifts honor udder itch offer florist. May murder mick shirker cockles father, pick gushies ick." Den dare woof lift. Hay taught, ``Awl gutter day groin murders cordage, heater, in wet fodder ladle gull! Water nigh street tattle bee!"
Howard L. Chace from Anguish Languish

I didn't give up
I SURRENDERED!

He is stupid, but he knows that he is stupid, and that almost makes him smart.
They are poor, but they know that they are poor, and that just makes them feel worse.
They are rich, and they know that they are rich, which just makes them stingy.

She is pretty, but she knows that she is pretty, and that almost makes her ugly.
She is ugly, and she knows that she is ugly, but she's still ugly.
He is smart, but he knows that he is smart, and that just makes him arrogant.

Jauntingly Inefficient

``Excuse me, I don't normally pick up girls in bars, but do you wanna fuck?''

What homegirls from Vassar College do to your computer when you aren't looking:

My Honor Student Beat Up Your Jock

Trivial Pursuit: Lost Keys when your ride is honking

dbushong: ``Aubie, you have the inate ability to make anything you do inherently more dangerous.''

Acknowledgments and Further Reading

He is stupid, but he knows that he is stupid, and that almost makes him smart.	They are poor, but they know that they are poor, and that just makes them feel worse.	They are rich, and they know that they are rich, which just makes them stingy.
She is pretty, but she knows that she is pretty, and that almost makes her ugly.	She is ugly, and she knows that she is ugly, but she's still ugly.	He is smart, but he knows that he is smart, and that just makes him arrogant.